The act of a penis being inserted through a nostril and flowing through to the mouth
“Holy shit Rebecca his dick was so big he could do an iron dragon”
Dragons are real
Intellectual: Did you know that dragons are real?
Another intellectual: Why yes I did my good sir.
When a guy doesn't shave his balls and puts his hairy balls in a girls mouth while he smacks the girls forehead with his penis leaving a purple dragon
Dude my girl and I tried hairy dragon, later her mom asked why was there a purple mark on her forehead
When someone cries but doesn’t have the intention behind it to be considered normal ,manipulative crying ,crying with the intent of deceiving .
Is he/she crying? No it’s dragon tears.
LOLLL IMAGINE MISSPELLING DRAGON FRUIT
You: *goes to the urban dictionary to search for dragon fruit and searches dragon fuit*
Also you: *misspelled it*
What u get: *someone making fun of you
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When you sneak up under water between your friend's legs and blow bubbles up into their nuts.
Will genuinely approves of getting a healthy dose of the Dragon's Den.
Ejaculating a titanic forceful load into a woman’s mouth forcing her to gag and sneeze out your cum through both her nostrils.
Omg she shot your load back out her nose! Look at that snarling snaggle dragon!