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When a Toe Headed Kid grows into a Brilliant, freakishly handsome man with quick wit, amazing taste in a wife and uncontrollable gas year round.
Paddy-Pants made every head turn at the Mall, we could not tell of they thought he was hot or heard him farting constantly.
To do something, just go for it
“I want to dye my hair”
“Just wet your pants girl!”
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When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants
John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?
Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.
Phrase said commonly to explain the irreversability of one's actions, especially ones that damage onesself
- "I fucked up by telling my teacher shes stupid"
- "Yeah man, thats your fault, you can't unpee your pants"
when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves
"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"
Billy. Jumps out of the bush and screams
Jim. AHHH
Billy. Im sorry
Jim. You had better be, i had my pants in the pond