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When Christians want to comment and rely on the concept of karma but without all the Pagan underpinnings.
After Dave yelled at his children for no reason, he got a flat tire on the way to work. That's a little Jesus Karma right there.
A luscious man with long curly red hair.
Bro! Zach is such a Ginger Jesus man.
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someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.
ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.
Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
A racist pig who defines Cuahtemoc as a Mexican who can do his lawn and does shoddy work on a boat in MD.
Bubba Jesus is a racist pig.
Jesus Barraza is a very strong person. He is very hard headed. He drinks a lot for no reason maybe he just likes it. He will also lose his patience very quickly. He is very smart and cant stand idiots. Once you get to know him though, he can be very sweet especially if he loves you.
Idiot: Someone tell that guy Jesus Barraza to stop being a dick
Normal guy: Your just an idiot
God in human form, but also a Bong rat (and therefore greater than God himself).
Only Bongrat Jesus himself could pull that off!
Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.
Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader