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The act of eating a ridiculous amount of food. Then hours later having nasty diarrhea.
Eric: Yea me and Jeff went to the buffet last night. Jeff at three plates of chicken taquitos.
Tim: Well it looks like Jeff is going to have a bad John Leslie Milkshake
Eric: Yea that toilet will not be having a good day after that.
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An ambulance service which is run by volunteers of all ages providing first aid and medical treatment to members of the public throughout the world.
Its not just about putting plasters on cuts, members attend numerous training courses such as FAW (First Aid at Work) and AED (Automated External Defribulator) and have helped to save thousands of people lives and work in a close partnership with the local ambulance services.
Without St John Ambulance no events such as the London Marathon, Triathlon and football matches would be able to go ahead.
Often wrongly shortened to "St John's Ambulance"
Like the police and the army, there are different ranks within the organisation; cadet leader, corporal, sergent etc. Also, members quite often are nurses and doctors with years of medical experience.
Badgers are the members from 5-10, cadets from 11-18 and adults from 18 years.
Being a member is fantastic, its really worthwhile and fun to be a part of something so intricately organised, some people dont realise how much work goes into each duty and how long people spend helping others, but its all worthwhile and a great organisation to be a part of.
St John Ambulance is a worldwide organisation that helps thousands of people each year.
"Wow, St John Ambulance rocks!"
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1. (noun) A condition that occurs in a certain percentage of human males whereby the face gradually and irreversibly widens with the advancing onset of middle-age, transforming a once devastatingly handsome specimen of masculinity into a bloated parody of its former glory. Also known as Laurence Fishburne Pumpkinhead Disorder or the Widening. There is no cure, nor does the physical fitness of the subject have any impact.
Leo DiCaprio seems to be suffering from a mild case of John Travolta Syndrome.
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A High School in Etobicoke, Ontario. This school has one of the highest stoner population. Surrounded by many favorite sesh spots, including the Mystical Forest, The Hidden Jungle and The Frozen Pond.
Typical day in Father John Redmond
"Hey wanna skip second to bun?"
"Yeah. Where do you wanna blaze?"
"The Mystical Forest"
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In a manner similar to the action sequences in films by director John Woo. Excessive violence using a pistol in each hand while repeatedly firing at a person, especially while falling to the side, falling backwards, or rolling. See also Gun Fu. This usually contributes to an unusually large amount of explosions.
I shot that guy up all John Woo style.
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When you pick up a girl during sex, spread her legs, grab her shoulders and carry her around making combine noises. Being a John Deere combine.
I harvested the corn last night doing the reverse John Deere with Sara
A type of toilet paper that is rough and doesn't serve it's purpose.
John Wayne paper: rough as hell and never took any shit from anyone.