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Half-life 2

A name that will be known for years to come.

It will be very good.

by Andrew May 14, 2004

207๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


gg uninstall life

A) A phrase used often on the internet, or during multiplayer games when someone is doing something completely idiotic

B) When someone just plain fails at life.

A) 1337: I just shot my character to death in the toe.
Bob: gg uninstall life

B) Frank: I just hit a door with my face. Is that a good thing?
Donnie: gg uninstall life

by Griffler November 3, 2006

75๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


my life is average

A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"

Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".

--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."

--"I call bullshit."

by Architeuthosaurus December 21, 2011

47๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


you suck at life

-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong

BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life

by Nicole February 16, 2004

132๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Life Points

Like the term man points, in which you 'get' points for doing something manly. (you dont actually get points that'd be gay)

But in this case it would be for doing something non loserish - self beneficial.

E.g.

Olly: Im going to stop smoking skunk whilst my exams are on, I should really get on some revision.

Danny: Life points! ++

by AnonymousMundy February 24, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Half Life 2

Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?

Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: ยฃ15 (PC World)
Pariah: ยฃ30 (New)

Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)

by ยฆ Matrix ยฆ July 28, 2005

174๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Half Life 3

1. A game by Valve yet to be announced.
2. To describe something as highly unlikely and wanted by a lot of people.

1. Half Life 3 on Steam: $33.33
2. Jesus' second coming is officially Half Life 3.

by WhyDoTheseExistNow November 21, 2019

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