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A) A phrase used often on the internet, or during multiplayer games when someone is doing something completely idiotic
B) When someone just plain fails at life.
A) 1337: I just shot my character to death in the toe.
Bob: gg uninstall life
B) Frank: I just hit a door with my face. Is that a good thing?
Donnie: gg uninstall life
A website where not-so-average people post not-so-average stories, usually about Harry Potter, how much they hate Twilight (they really do hate it), pirates and ninjas, or how they engaged in a random lightsaber duel with their principal, and received a high-five for it. Most entries on the site beg the question "Really?"
Most entries consist of a fantastical story about how wonderfully whimsical their day was, or how awesomely nerdy and clever they are, followed by the phrase "MLIA", which is of course short for the rather untrue "my life is average".
--"Today, in chemistry class, my teacher came in dressed as Professor Snape, and taught us 'Potions' instead of regular chemistry. It's not even Halloween! my life is average."
--"I call bullshit."
-when someone in general sucks
-when someone causes something to happen that sucks
-when someone is wrong
BamBam: 2 plus 2 is 5 right?
Ryan: No...Dude you suck at life
Set apart from other games in its AI, graphics and physics engines. At what part in Halo can you pick barrels up and slam them into the enemies, when in Pariah do the enemies retreat, try to outflank you and generally don't commit suicide, and in UT2004, is Nikata's arse really as round as alyx's?
No, none of you can truly say that Half-Life 2 is a disappointment, after all, you thought it was so good it deserved urban dictionary's attention, didn't you?
Halo: $5 (Sold Out Software)
UT 2004: £15 (PC World)
Pariah: £30 (New)
Half-Life 2: Priceless (Valve)
Like the term man points, in which you 'get' points for doing something manly. (you dont actually get points that'd be gay)
But in this case it would be for doing something non loserish - self beneficial.
E.g.
Olly: Im going to stop smoking skunk whilst my exams are on, I should really get on some revision.
Danny: Life points! ++
the biggest/largest shit of your life, one piece , color is an exception( for all you vegetarians out there ) measured in turrecks, ( 1 turreck is the equivalent of 1.36 kilograms) shit has to be of biblical proportions and take longer than 35 minutes to deliver.
Chris:
dude..i just had shit as big as a bus
Lee:dude your only 4feet tall and you had a shit that big, it must've been the shit of your life!!