A guy who is so blinded by his own ego that he thinks he can lead on any girl he wants and act practically like bf and gf then get back with his gf out of the blue leaving the other girl confused and wondering what went wrong...Twinkle twinkle little douche differs from douche bag because a douche bag at least knows he's a douche but just doesn't give a fuck whereas a twinkle twinkle little douche thinks he is god's gift to girls yet still thinks he is a "good guy" but for some reason still can only commit to high school girls because college girls intimidate him because they won't take his shit and worship the ground he walks on, yet would be way better gfs than his current one...term popularized by the MTV show "Is she Really Going Out with Him?"
Girl 1:I though he really liked me...? :/
Girl 2:He DID really like you, he's just a twinkle twinkle little douche so he thinks he can lead girls on until the next one or until he decides to get back with his fake ass, photoshopped skanky gf...
Girl 1: He can go fuck himself
A way of expressing your current feeling when your desperate for the succ, but nobody wants to succ, so you feel lonely in this big world of succ.
Grandtheftauto5: Hey girl, wanna give me some succ?
Dalaquishiatintiswaffatalakinorinovintismashinshish: No.
Grandtheftauto5: WHY! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?! BIG PLANET LITTLE SUCC!!!!!!
I see you guys are downvoting my definitions…
Seems like some people are mad or something.
Are you Jews that worried? Well, don’t take it out on me. You shouldn’t underestimate someone like me.
You Jews surely need friends and I’m not even responsible for this failing economy. I really don’t know why people hate me so much…
Getting a little edgy, fellas
Used when offering hawaiin shave ice (better know as a snowcone) to a dog. A very rare term but when used guarunteed to make someone laugh.
(said in a baby voice pronounced like elmer fudd) want a spoon with a little bit of flavour on it ?
(spoon wif a widdow bit uh fwavor on it
a fiction story created by michelle in school suspention at Carmel High school (where the hell is dat?)
"The little lolly pops who could"
One lolly said to the other
Mean lolly: You can't do anything. Your a useless lolly.
Nice lolly: why r u so mean to me.
Mean lolly: Because, i feel like it.
Nice Lolly: r u being mean because u have no friends.
Mean lolly: yes, i wanna be ur friend.
Nice lolly: Sure, i'll be ur best friend.
Mean lolly turns nice: i love you
Nice lolly: i love you too.
Both lolly live in lolly harmony. Forever.....lmfao :
Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?
Slow the game down just a little bit. Originating from the almighty Monto while describing his ultimate power of Hex Ruin. He truly slows the game down just a little bit.
"Hex ruin: Slow the game down just a little bit"-Monto