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kansas city chili cup

Whence upon going to PFG West for training you have the bubble guts and take a real greasy shit that no matter how much you wipe does not come clean, however one of them Flowing Wells sluts are always down to eat some shit ass!

Damn, I barely made it thru survival training with Dave before I had to go axe tossin, and here comes ol Kinky Sally givin me them Kansas City chili cup vibes...

by Swiffer October 1, 2019


Pee pee pants city

When Negan walked out of the RV and gave Rick Grimes a pat on the back and let him leave.

Negan: It's going to be pee pee pants city here reallll soon!
Rick: Hey Negan we can talk about this
Negan: Sure Rick, cya in a week we'll talk.
Rick: No prob Neeg.

by Jsminey0688525 December 4, 2021

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Lake City Log Jam

A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.

The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"

by Gio422 October 16, 2018


Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023


kansas city kick start

to kick a female in the vagina to prime her for sex, also known as a hoof to the front butt

John wanted to have sex but Sally wasn't horny, so John gave her a Kansas City kick start.

by DARKNESS July 3, 2015


Baltimore city grading system

Fuck ass shit that has your assessments worth 70 percent of your grade

Well just fuck this shit, I failed my exit ticked now because of the Baltimore City grading system I have a 30 percent.

by Big dicked daddy bong October 21, 2019


kansas city pop tart

The act of having unprotected sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating, and proceeding to insert your blood covered penis into the female's mouth in order to engage in oral sex.

I gave Stacy the Kansas City Pop Tart last night.

by Michelangelo Da Vinci March 28, 2016