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when your kids are being bad and you poop in a sock then beat your kids with it
matt-hey karen hows billy
karen- he's a little shit i used the poop sock on him last night
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The disparaging I don't approve face that certain girls often make.
Bro 1: I don't think we're going to get to hang out with Roger anymore.
Bro 2: Yeah, as the wedding approaches Patricia's poop face will come out.
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When you shit on money for sexual pleasure.
“Ahhh baby the way you got the poop dollar in my dick.”
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When a person is constipated and suddenly becomes aware of the surrounding people's ability to go to the toilet whilst they suffer an uncomfortable and painful fate.
I can't go to the toilet and you can .. Man, I have poop envy!
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When a hipster has to run to the bathroom to take a big ole duce. The one thing that makes it a hipster poop is that the pooper has to be listening to indie/non-mainstream alternative rock while pooping.
hipster 1- Hey man, Iv'e gotta take a dump.
hipster 2- Put you're headphones in and make it a hipster poop!
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a kid who is annoying and masterbaits to harambe and fucks himself in the handicap parkinglot with a sandpaper dildo
a kid at our school is a dog in a poop
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another name for a chick's ass
she emptied her poop purse onto the glass coffee table I was under
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