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Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021

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duck duck game

the dark, duck secret in your friends closet you should have too

Mark: "Hey Dav! What're we playing tonight?"

Dav: "You know we're playing duck duck game."

Mark: "Oh yeah! Duck Duck Go!"

by Justatraumatizedkiddocoasting December 3, 2019


mallad duck

Ditching your friends to go pound out a girl/guy. Aka peter

Leaving leonard to go pound out a girl and never come back.
Peter: I'm leaving g guys sorry
Leonard: I bet it's a mallad duck called
Peter sorry I'll be back.

by Mallad duck March 5, 2016


Doom Duck

A mysterious silver-and-black duck found in Lake Erie Near Toronto, Ontario in Canada. The doom duck symbolizes the end of humanity, as well as bad static.

It often dives below the water immediately after being seen, prompting many to be accused of being crazy.

Person One: "What the hell's that?"

Person Two: "Huh?"

Person One: "There! On the water! It's a freakin' Doom Duck! What ever you do, don't touch any doorknobs!"

Person Two: "Dude, I don't see jack. Lay off the acid."

by The Bobamberon June 1, 2009


Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.

"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."

by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024


Ducking Me

When a person avoid confrontation because they are scared.

Me: clu get loud
clu: no
Me: clu why you ducking me?

by grhgrdhdrhrdgrhdrthdr April 19, 2021


burp my duck

using stroking motions to draw a phallus to the point of fulfilment

hey baby, wanna come over and burp my duck?

by sarmanda April 24, 2018