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National Suck Titties Day

this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.

Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!

by californiabanga April 17, 2020


National Fake Date Day

YOU HAVE TO DAY SOMEONE IF YOU DONT YOU PUSSY!! THE RULES ARE YOU HAVE TO KISS,HUG AND etc... IT CAN BE YOUR BESTFREIND, BOY BEST IDC!!!

Today is National Fake Date Day!!

by Heyyybabbe September 25, 2019


national shave pussy day

it’s september 8th, shave that puss!!

what day is it?

well ill be, it’s national shave pussy day!!

by meepmeepmf145 September 09, 2021


National Kick Aden Day

October 23rd is National kick Aden day. A day to kick anyone that has the name Aden or a name close to it.

A: ow why did you kick me
M: Because your name is Aden, it’s national kick Aden day

by crispygetsbits October 23, 2020


National Try Hard Day

December 7

My friend was born on National Try Hard Day and he called me a try hard, but I said, “no, that’s you”

by No that’s you January 21, 2019


National Skip A Day Of School

November 1st Is a national skip a day of school.

Teacher I can't wait for national skip a day of school .

by KJ35!!!!! October 31, 2019


national deez nutz day

tell your friends deez nutz jokes not matter how much they hate them or even hate you

me: did you take the eaton test? friend: no what is that? me: eaton deez nutz<3 friend: really lmao me: it’s national deez nutz day

by June 08, 2021