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this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.
Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!
YOU HAVE TO DAY SOMEONE IF YOU DONT YOU PUSSY!! THE RULES ARE YOU HAVE TO KISS,HUG AND etc... IT CAN BE YOUR BESTFREIND, BOY BEST IDC!!!
Today is National Fake Date Day!!
it’s september 8th, shave that puss!!
what day is it?
well i’ll be, it’s national shave pussy day!!
October 23rd is National kick Aden day. A day to kick anyone that has the name Aden or a name close to it.
A: ow why did you kick me
M: Because your name is Aden, it’s national kick Aden day
My friend was born on National Try Hard Day and he called me a try hard, but I said, “no, that’s you”
November 1st Is a national skip a day of school.
Teacher I can't wait for national skip a day of school .
tell your friends deez nutz jokes not matter how much they hate them or even hate you
me: did you take the eaton test? friend: no what is that? me: eaton deez nutz<3 friend: really lmao me: it’s national deez nutz day