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When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
A group of starchy bastards that will never get anywhere. They put the beloved food to shame, but they don't care. Also they are shit at overwatch.
what the fuck is"potato team" fucking retards wtf thinking they??
This potato is better than all and will become king of all
It was a honor fighting with the potato gamer
A dirty potato bomb is wile you are have sex in doggy style you take a potato and insert into the woman's anal way. You leave the potato in tell you cum then u pull out the potato from her anal way. The potato should be covered in poop. And as u walk out the door you turn and as had as you can you through the potato at her as u wisle the sound of a bomb dropping.
Found out my girl cheated and i hit her with a dirty potato bomb
Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.