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When you go to a restaurant and eat people's leftovers
The kooky leftover guy was eating my food when I left
when your coolness is so high you have to take adderall to keep it at bay
"why is so damn hard for you to pay attention"
"✨cool guy syndrome✨"
Are you down to smash in a Walmart parking lot
Hey dude, wanna Get on Fall Guys?
A blue rabbit behind a nicecream stand in undertale
Frisk: i would like 2 nicreams!
Nice Cream Guy: Two nice creams coming up!
*hands frisk 2 nice creams*
Nice Cream Guy: Have a nice day!
The curse of the "nice guy" is when a guy is literally the perfect guy like if you say to him "hey ill call you later tonight" he'll stay up all night just incase that person does call, but he always get treated like shit but he also ends up with the good ones
Dammit man i swear i have the curse of the "nice guy"
Someone who acts nice until they get rejected, then acts like they deserve whatever they want
Mike: Haha, that's so funny. Um would you want to go out sometime?
Emily: Sorry no I do not really want to
Mike: Fuck you whore I hope you die in a fire. I'm so nice to you and you dont even want to go out with me once. What a bitch.
Emily: Gee a real Schrödinger's Nice Guy there.
The hardest track in Mario Kart Wii.
"these stupid crabs in Shy Guy Beach just put me in 12th place again!"