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June 24, 2027, time for the seaqual
“Terrorist” 1: You know the plan we had for the One World Trade Center?
“Terrorist” 2: Yup, I’m ready.
Often referred to as NTJ (Naked towel Jason), Grandpa J, Papa Johns, J Pops, Towel Jason, and J man. He is someone who carries a towel 24/7 and believes beddings such as a pillow and blanket is overrated. He sleeps with little or no clothing. He LOVES to sing opera in the bathroom, especially La Donna È Mobile. From the outside he looks like a bamboo stick, however, he is even more of a bamboo stick on the inside. He has an AMAZING jawline, it gives everyone a paper cut just by looking at it. His iconic style often includes a casual button up shirt (the top button must be buttoned up), khaki pants, and thick converse.
"Wanna go g it with the world's best best grandpa!!!?" - Wise friend
"He probably is a naked towel" - Wise friend
"Japanese, just very Japanese" - Other wise friend
"Laughs like a monkay" - Other wise friend
"He is a very nice person, I personally would sacrifice myself for him" - Another wise person
Celebrating Fermented Foods
World Fermentation Day is celebrated on the first Sunday of September
Something penaldo could never win
"Penaldo is never gonna win the lottery. Its a FIFA World Cup."
When someone thinks they have something special, but it's not really, and others see this.
22year old manchild: "My Toyota Camry Sport is a sleeper, it will walk your Mustang."
Random onlooker at Walmart parking lot witnessingthe confrontation: "Hey that's Bobby's World dude!"
Ok I’m sorry that message was to none gone who chose to hate gumball and shouldn’t exist kill him
Me: guys stop hating on the amazing world of gumball *shoots gumball haters*
Gumball haters: ahhhhhhhhh *dies*
Gumball hater ghosts: we regret what we did wahhhhh
That one thing everyone wants, but is too lazy to achieve...
Yo, Sharquisha! I want me some muddafuging world peace up in here!