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Also known as fart
The gases that arise from your poo while pooping
Man My poo smoke is hella smelly today- what the hell did I eat?
You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace
When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment
'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'
'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'
When you shit so hard the whole toilet bowl fills up.
"Bro i just layed a Bing bong poo in there!"
1. A status update to a social networking website that is made while one is defecating. The status is typically funny or profound in nature.
USER 1: Life is the art of drawing without an eraser.
comments:
USER 2: That's a poo status isn't it?
When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.
Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!
A pandemic poo can be many things. One is that it’s a poop that causes a pandemic known as the Feces Fever. This can wipe out an entire region if it is untreated. A pandemic poo can also be a poop taken during a pandemic that is usually bigger than usual because you ain’t been moving and just eating poo subs.
My neighbor just took a pandemic poo and now the whole city has to evacuate before they all die.