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When it's so hot and sticky outside you need two boxes of corn starch to keep your package from sticking to your legs.
I knew it was going to be a hot one today but damn, it's a 2 box day out here!
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1) Slang for a cool, awesome, funny, partying guy.
Me: I am soo drunk!
Friend: Hey, you're a Joey 2 Sites!
Me: Fo sho!
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When your day is suddenly and unexpectedly interrupted by poop. Your busy, and just a minute ago you were fine, but suddenly you've got a slippery bowling ball in your ass that is just about to punch its way out and all you can do is drop whatever you were doing and dash (hilarously) to the can.
Gilbert: Rodney, I didn't know you'd be here, how you been man?
Rodney: Hold that thought, Rodney needs to take a #2 time out.
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You punch someone in the throat as you grab their collar, then slap them in the face with a lightning-like open palm. This must be all in one motion.
I gave that tweaker the Coogan 1-2 last night. It destroyed him.
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best song ever by icp, violent j, psychopathic reconds
i dont need a brain
dont need anything
i just want some Homies 2 Smoke With
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the reason games will never be the same, ever and also the reason c-s: condition zero will be delayed until HL2 comes out
Half-life 2 can get down fer-shizzle!
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