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jesus it

The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.

John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"

by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017


Gentle Jesus

the greatest song made by the greatest band "uncle's gun"

man, I love Gentle Jesus by uncle's gun, its the best song in the world!

by Bone Cane May 28, 2024

16👍 70👎


Ex Jesus

Alex

Alex cut his long hair so now he’s ex jesus

by Starbellied July 31, 2023


Jesus cat

extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.

DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII

damn your right must be a Jesus cat

by JESUS.THE.CAT.LOVES.ME123 November 5, 2019


Gen Z Jesus

A person who embodies a modern-day figure of positivity, social justice, and guidance. Known for balancing compassion, humor, and a big personality, Gen Z Jesus inspires their community by challenging outdated norms, promoting inclusivity, and uplifting others. Often seen as a blend of influencer and modern sage, Gen Z Jesus encourages people to live authentically, tackle social issues, and seek inner growth—all while connecting through real talk and down-to-earth vibes.

She's basically the Gen Z Jesus of our friend group!

by ara_eek November 11, 2024


Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

by Batman‼️🦇 June 13, 2023


Tranny Jesus

Mostly known for her moodboards and sense of humor, she likes to give advice to dolls who are struggling to transition and she gives them tips on how to pass even if they don’t have access to hormones. She also likes to think of herself as Wendy Williams but if she was TS (transsexual) because she likes to update on what the dolls are doing and does the hot topic on twitter whenever something messy happens. She has a hatred for gay boys that use doll appropriation and calls them out for it. Although, she’s not a very famous doll page, her goal followers is to have 10k+ followers so she can made a broadcast on instagram for the dolls to see.

Doll 1: “Omg have you seen this doll page named Tranny Jesus? She’s so funny.”

Doll 2: “Yes, I love her. I literally pray to Tranny Jesus that in the future that i look fish while transitioning 🎀”

by Tranny Jesus January 2, 2024