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younger sister: "today is april 2nd does the mean.."
heather: "yes its their aniversary"
On this day you need to have sex with someone of your choice whether they want to or not
Him: “hey we need to have sex today its April 2nd!”
Her: “ew no im not having sex with you?!”
Him: “i dont care, take ur pants off”
Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
National Give Your Fiancé Head Day. You Have to, It's the Law.
Friend 1- Wow your fiancé is a big POG Chad! What are you doing today?
Friend 2- I'm giving him head today because it's april 27!
The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.
April 27 is ass
April 27 is the national buster day. Everyone born in this day are automatically fat and get no hoes and are broke.
Look his name is Jared and he was born in April 27 we know he gets no hoes