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The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.
*High pitched screech*
Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?
When a girl named Kendall is super hot
Damn do you see kendall the bird.
when you get high as a bird and eat someone out
Cooper Munch like a bird on me
Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS
“I was clapping this broad and I ended up with bird sauce on my johnson”
The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.
Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”
A sexual position (usually with 3 people, one preferably with long hair) where one person puts there hair around a females genitals, then a male penetrates the females genitalia with his penis until the nest is dyed white with a mixture of the 3 peoples sperm.
“What’s up man, you look like you haven’t slept!”
“Aw man you should’ve seen it, I performed the Polish Birds Nest with Sally and Greg.”
“Isn’t Sallly your sister?”