They are the most wonderful couple in the world, there ship name is Conya. They will forever be in my heart. They are amazing long live Conya, long live Conya, LONG LIVE CONYA, LONG LIVE CONYA!!
Chris: I love you
Onya: i love you more boo
Alex (there best friend): Awe you guys are soooo cute please kiss
Chris: Um oh ok
Onya: ummm ok boo
Chris and Onya kiss behind a bush and live happily ever after
When Chris wont stop fisting himself and other dogs in his neighboorhood.
Ben: Yo what ever happened to Chris after school on friday?
Ryan: I think he was up all night playing "Chris-Fist'em!"
The Fuck Chris week will start October 3 Chris can’t do anything to you because its fuck Chris week
me: ITS FUCK CHRIS WEEK
chris: …
The classic dumbass college freshman. Loves to get blackout and vomit his alcoholic beverages wherever he goes. Usually fucks 6s or 7s. Sometimes referred to as: “retard”, or “Fucker with autism”.
Goddamnit it’s that retard Chris Noyes. He fucking sucks.
the best boyfriend ever! truly a great guy- just the bee’s knees
A man with a man bun and brown hair and loves his son Owen
Crimbo Chris is not amazing
Chris Brookes is a current DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion and DDT Universal Champion. Chris Brookes is so damn underrated and deserves much more recognition.
Chris Brookes is amazing