The crack in between your balls. It is general knowledge that the bigger the ball crack the less attractive the man.
Man: Did you see Ryan's ball crack
Woman: His ball crack isn't even as big as Kade's.
A broad term similar to a crack ship. A crack pick is a choice that is weird and highly unlikely to happen, such as wanting an actor in a role that they probably won't take.
I don't care if it's a crack pick, I want Shrek to be in Super Smash Bros!
Australian Slang for shitting your pants.
Ah geez Gary, don't crack your duds mate, it's just a funnel web.
Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
Cheese they put in your butt crack
Put crack cheese
At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
I had to wake up at the crack of Satan's ass this morning.