daniel is so sexy i’m going to babe his kids and give him sloppy toppy
daniel let’s have booty sexy time rn, he’s in love w me so hopefully yall don’t think y’all have a chance 😂
Well Daniel as you can tell always has a massive penis and is always down for a bit of sexual contact here and there but if he loves a girl he will buy her a massive black dildo
Daniel- Hey Baby
Lindsey- You want nudes
Daniel- Yes
Lindsey- Enjoy
Then they live happily for the rest of their lives
A guy who is so white that he blinds people. Paper crumples in comparison to him. When you take a picture of him in bright areas you won't see him.
Random Guy 1: Who the heck is that guy my eyes hurt.
Random Guy 2: That's Daniel. I can't take a picture with him because he literally is invisible in pictures.
Daniel is a handsome fellow. He is somewhat intelligent when he wants to. He can be silly and prank full. He is also sometimes stupid at times. Daniel is a short person who you will want to keep your whole life. Never let go a Daniel as he is a great friend and all.
Friend: Have you met Daniel?
Other Friend: No, is he nice?
Friend: You’ll want to meet him.
Daniel is a person who has absolute swag, drip, and only get their money up and never their funny up. Introverted, he is known for being really good at games that will make you an ermit in the matter of seconds. When it comes to looks, Daniel looks like someone who’s straight out of a movie. With his soft hair and skin, pretty nose and lips, beautiful eyes and smile, anyone could fall for an individual with such ethereal beauty. Daniel is a person who had to go through a lot during some times, despite of that, those times didn’t affect how incredibly sweet and caring he is : two qualities that many people who struggled too lack in, which proves how strong Daniel is, even though he doesn’t acknowledge it. When it comes to love, Daniel is the perfect partner in many ways : not only does he truly care about the person that he loves, but he will actually make sure multiple times a day that the person he loves is okay. Spending quality time, words of affirmation and physical display of affection are three love languages that will fulfill emotionally Daniel, who is an individual that needs and deserves a lot of love. Having a Daniel in your life will only make you want to become the best version of yourself in order to never disappoint him as well as to give back the many good things he gives.
Person 1 : I’ve been so happy lately. The guy I’m talking to is so sweet. He actively listens to what I say and is so caring, it makes me feel loved.
Person 2 : I bet his name is Daniel. They’re known to be incredible boyfriends.