certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"

Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.

phat dead leg

Phat dead leg is a painful dead leg.

"I've got a phat dead leg"

dead clam

When your vagina knows before your head or heart does that a particular lover is not for you, and refuses to have an orgasm.

I went to Thailand with my yoga teacher expecting fireworks, and had the biggest dead clam of my life. Worst. Ever.

Dead Ouch

When you say ouch like 30 seconds after you get hurt

Hey Noah just did a Dead Ouch

on my homie dead grave

To put on you friend or like on my momma. To put something you say is true on a dead person/friend. Friend=homie

On my homie dead grave, I did not just do that.

dead cow passing

Used to spook someone

Like "someone just walked over your grave..."

Only "dead cow passing..."

I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.