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A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez
Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?
When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.
Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.
Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.
Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.
I... Must... Be Lion-man... I MUST BE LION-MAN!
Hym 🙀
Iam "What?"
Hym "Dra... Dragon's dogma 2 😧🫵 Look!"
Iam 😱 "THAT'S A LION-MAN! THERE! IN THE PRESETS! LION-MAN!"
Hym "I must..."
Iam "It's not going to look like me..."
Hym "It will he as we should..."
John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.
John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.
Simply the greatest RPG of all time. If you play D&D, you have access to an infinite amount of power and knowledge of the world. However the problem is that you will now be treated like a geek/nerd by everyone around you that is jealous of your newfound powers and probably be bullied by said people.
This guy’s playing dungeons and dragons, let’s bully him.
When you take a toke of the zootasauirus Rex and hold it in and then inhale it again and again and the game is the last person to let the smoke out there mouth
We’re going to do the dragon breath boys