Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"
"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."
1. An exclusive bread bearing organization focusing on the subjugation and extermination of male mallards.
2. A bar on Como Lake that plays Girrafic Park on repeat.
Sam: Yo dude, wanna go to Club Duck tonight?
Grant: Ya lol sounds cool whatever
Hatch a Duck: Verb, synonym of "take a dump", "make number two", "drop a load", "take a shit".
It is another way of saying you plan on excreting feces from your colon. The word can be augmented in different ways to illuminate the severity of the bowel movement.
"Hey everyone, I'll be right back- I have to go hatch a duck"
"I was in the men's room and I heard someone hatching a ferocious duck"
"I was in the lady's room and I overheard someone hatching a little duck"
A legendary duo of Qubow the duck and Gabe the cat, Qubow is the godess of all bitches and Gabe is Gabe who's a cat
Oh my god it's duck n cat,
really, i love them
Another way of saying that you farted.
Me: Aw, man! Did anyone step on a duck?
I farted but I tried to cover it up with "stepped on a duck."
The sexual act in which a woman puts two pringles in between her lips to make it look like she has a duck bill and the man will ejaculate into the duck bill and she eats the pringles with the seman.
My girlfriend and i performed a duck bill choke last night