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The sensation of still being able to feel your pants after you've taken them off. Especially common after wearing tight pants or skinny jeans.
My skinny jeans were so tight that when I took them off I had residual pants!
An ashy, that is inherently sassy.
“Ashy, your being such a shashy pants.”
when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.
Person 1: WTF is that smell..
Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...
Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.
Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes
Shandy pants is a person with there panties in a knot
Dont take life so seriously shandy pants!!
n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.
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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.
Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.
These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.
That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).
Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.
During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'
B 1945
D 1998
I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants