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When a man or woman vigorously masterbates without the use of pornography. Use your “imagination”.
Can you believe John Sharkey masterbates imagine style?
When one goes hard as fuck in the stock market with zero regards to his loss in Hope's of riches.
Peter Bennett style im going peter bennet style on this stock. I'm either gonna be Donald J Trunp rich or fucking tiny tim Christmas story rich.
The penis wielding party must shave all pubic hair by the end of October 31. Then during and for the entirety of NNN they must grow out their pubic hair anew. At some point in the following December they must have intercourse during a full moon. And when said penis wielding party climaxes they have to yell out "Ayo, I'm Harry Styles innit!"
"I shaved my balls n stuff a while ago, now them thangs is hairy girllllll."
"Oh would you look at the time, it is a full moon."
*at the same time*
"Sex?!?!"
*narrator*
Now that is what I call a harry style.
having a good time with your friends
those senders are sending while they style on taft
The situation in which in order to improve friction during sexual interference the genitalia is covered in poppy seeds.
- Honey, could you make a chicago style bun? I 'm not satisfied enough.
A sexual position in which you uses your slimes’ semen as lube. This typically takes place after the first person deposits there load during an orgy.
Guy 1: I fucked Jess slime style with John.
Guy 2: *vomits*