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The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
The person who intentionally pretends to be asleep on a train just to avoid social interactions.
– Hey, u see that guy? I'm almost 100% sure he's not sleeping—he closed his eyes and lie head down when he saw the other guy getting inside and approaching him.
– Classic, tram potato.
When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it
John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?
Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!
A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.
Look at that porch potato smoking weed.
When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.
Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!
When you wake up to someone shitting the turd the size of a potato into your mouth
Person sleeping: (snoring with mouth open)
Significant other: (loud grunting)(massive shit falls out into sleeping persons mouth)
Person sleeping: (wakes up and eats potato sized turd)
Significant other: "you're welcome for your potato alarm clock"
Person sleeping: "Thanks baby that was the best one yet!!!"
A person with braces that scrapes another person's penis with they're braces when they are sucking said penis
"Man that Potato Scraper really tore up my penis."