Teeth Of Lions Rule The Divine

A drone doom metal supergroup formed from members of stuff like Sunn O))), Cathedral, Electric Wizard and Khanate. They were named after a song by the band Earth on their album Earth 2. They only released one album, Rampton, in 2002, before going on hiatus. The release date of their next album, if any, is unknown.

Guy 1: Dude, I saw Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine live in concert before they went on hold.

Guy 2: Really? How was it?

Guy 3: It was loud as hell. The whole place literally exploded.

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The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem

The Infinite Rule 34 theorem states that a person, for an infinite amount of time, will have the Rule 34 adage apply to themselves. This also applies to Rule 63 of the internet.

Your time is ticking, The Infinite Rule 34 Theorem always applies.

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Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34

Something I think should not exist
but I was too curious

and it... d o e s

. - .

why internet why
also something you should bleach your eyes after seeing

Person 1: Traumatize me! :D
Person 2: Google Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34
*Person 1 googles Calvin and Hobbes Rule 34*
Person 1: OMG WTF IS THIS but ooh it's kinda hot ngl
Person 2: ikr (( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )
*Person 1 climaxes*
*Person 2 climaxes*
Both: Mom forgive us for what we've done
*the mom joins*
. - .

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half plus six rule

in dating, determines the lowest possible age you can (appropriately) find dates. In other words, it determines the lowest possible age before the "too young for you" category begins

Billy's 35 and really likes Jane, but she's only 23 and everybody says she's too young for him. She meets the half plus six rule, so Billy doesn't care.

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40 second rule

Another way to rank hot or not women building off the 5 second rule for leaving something desireable out before it gets germs on it. If I leave you a woman alone for 40 seconds (e.g. to go to the boys room), then if she is a hottie you'll have to insert yourself into a conversation between her and another guy when you return cause 40 seconds has gone by and someone is already hitting on her, i.e. she picked up dirt.

My date was okay but she didn't meet the 40 second rule at the bar.

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5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

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safety cereal game rules

This game is the same as the safety game, but instead of just touching the doorknob after you flatulate and being called upon by another person, you have to also have to name 5 cereals, all different. The person whom called upon you may still hit you as you name the 5 cereals.

Naming 5 cereals....froot loops, coco puffs, captain crunch, lucky charms, etc.
The safety cereal game rules shouldnt be that hard to understand.

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