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Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.
“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”
“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”
Fucking a mutilated thigh gap of a pasty complexioned young woman till a frothy mixture of man-cream and raspberry red blood fills the tunnel produced in the doughy flesh.
"Karen was such a basic yoga bitch of a white girl, I just had to hate fuck her."
"Did you give her a split cream donut?"
"You know it!"
a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)
Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot
Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.
I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!
An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.
I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!
If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.
Muckers cream is a foul thick brown poo like substance which is featured on dick&doms bungalow.
You fancy a bit of muckers cream mate.