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What you might get to have in your car if you are too dirt cheap to afford a real car stereo. It may consist of either:
A). You or someone else in your car keeping(or at least trying to keep) everyone entertained by singing songs and/or making "music" by making sounds with your mouth and tapping and banging on objects with your limbs.
Or:
B). Having an entire band of musicians in your vehicle playing for you(particularly if they are not playing electronic instruments). This is a more logical alternative if you're driving a vehicle with enough room, like say a van, or a large truck.
Optional: Both methods can also be accompanied by having a Mexican subwoofer along.
Ex 1: FFS, man someone tell that Mexican car stereo back there to shut up!! I'm trying to enjoy our new system here!
Ex 2:
Doug: Now what, Wayne? How are we supposed to enjoy our trip on the open road now that the fucking border cops have found our Mexican car stereo and dumped 'em all in the Rio along with all their mariachi gear?
Truck Driver: No worries, Doug, at least we've got a little somethin' for ya to play an equally pleasing tune on. *unzips pants*
Doug: Awwww yeah. *goes down on truck driver's lap*
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Mark H. Bringing you more funny defs since February 2004.
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In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.
Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.
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It a weapon Mexican that Mexican mom use and it hurt really bad they have aimbot with it they don’t miss trust me I’m Mexican
Son: maaaaa
Mexican mother: mande
Son: tango ambre
Mexican mother: then make food
Son: make me food bitch
Mexican mother: hijo de tu pinche madre🤬
Son: sees the la mexican chancla flying at his face
Mexican mother: 😅
Son:🤕🥴🤒
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A 2 or 3 liter bottle of red soda, usually purchased at the grocery store on the way home from work, that when completely consumed, invigorates and rejuvenates the consumer.
After a hard day shingling roofs, Juan came home and had a Mexican blood transfusion while watching novellas , and felt so refreshed and energetic that he helped his brother in law paint all the tree trunks in the yard white.
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Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.
Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?
Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?
Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.
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When a guy puts his nose in a girls vagina and his tongue in her anus.
Dude I gave her a Mexican fruit cup and she squirted in my left nostril
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Hitting from the back with a fat chick you grab and pull her love handles up repeatedly like trying to start an old lawn mower
I want to give that big beauty a Mexican lawn mower
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