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a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip
Mark was eating a pickle boner today.
A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.
She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.
When your boner gets so cold it grows an icicle of cum out of your penis hole
Bro my boner is so cold, I'm growing a boner icicle!
V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.
Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.
Floating boner is a boner delivered by a beautiful woman via no physical contact only text
'She's so hot it didn't take any hands; a couple texts and I had a floating boner'
when you laugh so hard you get a boner because the joke was so funny
me: do you speak mandarin?
friend 1: no
me: of course you don't its a fruit
friend1 : goddammit i have a humour boner
( 2 d's in goddammit cause of humour boner)
When a girl's pubic hair looks like a penis.
Reilly Reid has a massive moaner boner.