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Finger fucking an Aids infected asshole with a seeping open wound on your finger
Ryan was fingering the Death Star last night, who knows how long till hes dying
When someone with an open wound on their fingers, fingers another person with AIDS in the butthole who's bleeding from the ass.
Did you hear about Steve? Crazy, he was FINGERING THE DEATH STAR and just found out he's got the HIVy.
When you go to milk a cow with appendicitis, sit down and grab an udder.. The appendix bursts. The cow shudders and crumples to the floor squeezing its udders between the floor and trapping your arms inbetween them. The moment of squishy impact the udders explode resulting in a mass of milk, appendix juice and gushing anal fluids spraying in your eyes and in your mouth. All this is too much for your body to handle so it comes out of your ass the other end and shoots you upwards.. snapping your neck and killing the both of you instantly.
Go suck on some death udders.
An artificial death in the west is when she shoots pussy through your chest and you die.
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened to Tom?
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.
A student suicide, particularly if the student was denied support by the uni
Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!
How did Janice die?
It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week
A ‘Bright Death Blossom’, also known as a 'Twitter death blossom' is Tweet that seeks to take down all opposing viewpoints using sarcasm, snark, irony, and rhetoric.
The term comes from, or is inspired by, both the 1980s B-grade Sci Fi movie 'The Last Starfighter', and the Twitter account of celebrity Twitter influencer Professor Liam Bright, whose account '@lastpositivist' frequently exhibits very rhetorically clever 'Death Blossom' events.
In the movie, the very white, poor American protagonist is kidnapped by an alien who has secretly trained him for a battle in space using a video game. To complete his mission he is given a spaceship with a special weapons feature called a 'death blossom'.
When activated, the 'Death blossom' locks the ship in position and causes it to wildly spin on all axes shooting all its weapons at converging enemies (who happen to all be using more than one degree of freedom of movement), destroying them all, whilst somehow not turning the brains of the pilot into a milkshake and not causing the ship to be destroyed by being the only thing in the space battle standing still.
As with many sci-fi movies and stories of that era, the protagonists and heroes are white and Westernised, and the aliens are all brown or dark in colour (or just – any non-white colour) and have equipment, ships, and languages with aesthetics that are based upon Middle-Eastern and Asian cultures and cultural themes and aesthetics.
'The Last Positivist has done a Bright death blossom on the neo-positivist trolls and intellectual dark web again.'
'Look out. Twitter death blossom activated.'
'Bright just did a death blossom on Twitter.'
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A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.
Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.