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The burning sensation around your butthole when you take an urgent dump (or five) the next morning following a night of way too much tequila and lots of spicy salsa on yer appetizers.
From the bathroom: "Aaarrrggggggggg - ooowwwwwww!!!"
Friend #1: "What in the name of all that is holy was THAT??!"
Friend #2: "Rinaldo did a few too many shots of tequila and ate a few too many street tacos last night: Ring of Fire!"
Friend #1: "Ouch!"
Friend #2: "Amen."
A party game where the goal is to not ecajulate last.
Gather a group of mates, preferably two or more, and form a circle.
Place a biscuit in the center of the circle and basically start jerking off, aiming for the biscuit.
Whoever is the last one to ejaculates on the biscuit has to eat it.
Guy 1: Hey mate, wanna have a go at Ring of Fire?
Guy 2: Nah, mate, that's disgusting!
A circular red or yellow ring that appears on the shaft of the Penis
Oh my god I fucked this whore now I have the Ring of Fire on my dick
Having the most passionate yet forceful anal sex with someone who has Hemorrhoids. Leaving a dirty mess for everyone to enjoy.
Nelson prepared his bowels for the most ravaging anal fucking of a life time. He knew Lyn was the one when she put on the black veiny strap-on. He expected humiliation. What he wasn't expecting was his medication condition to flare up. His hemorrhoids were bloody red like cherries of the anus. Lyn didn't care; she wanted to pick the fruit of his looms. She rapidly entered his cavity in search of his humiliation. This was the first ring of fire, but not the last. He proceed to lay, ass up in deafeat. His anus. Red. His face from embarrassment. Red. The sheets. Red.
A party game with a group of male participants and a biscuit. The goal of the game is to not be the last one of the participants to ejaculate on the biscuit. Who ever lasts the longest, has to eat the biscuit.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Ring of fire?
Guy 2: No dude WTF?!
The act of taking a legitimate workplace abbreviation or acronym and turning it into a phrase that is nonsensical purely for the sake of a good hearted laugh that is victimless.
I think that workplace acronym (pfis) stands for Pre-Fire Illuminati Sheathing. Ahhh Mondays...
E-fired- Meaning one whom has done something so bad on the internet, she/he/etc should never come back.
Bessie tried to post a video of her twerking, while she had no booty. An act such as this should her her, E-fired.