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A school in Cooper City that likes to FUCKING stalk everyone. I swear to God you'd be taking a shit and leave shit in your ass and administration would know.
Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.
Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.
To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What school do you go to?
Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.
Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck
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That fucking school is full of fish and I’m not talking bout cause they the home of the “stingarees” I’m talking bout what’s in between then grown ass girls legs also they school full of want to be ass gangstaaaas sex in the boys locker room is not the place for sex ANOTHER thing is I wouldn’t be surprised if y’all teachers was fucking the students
Eeew texas city high school has stds
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It's pretty much an attention starved individual stating that they're proud of being from said city, and stating so by explaining that they are legit by either knowing of an old landmark that has been torn down or may still exist or by taking part in dumb ass past times which would most definitely get you arrested, or by reminiscing about past times, or phrases that no one uses or cares to take part in.
"I'm so (fill in city) I remember Menace II Society ended midnight movies at the Cinema 12."
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meaning its pointless to try and fight against whatever may be happening, be it losing a job, flunking a class, or breaking up with a girlfriend/boyfriend. Something
that is completely inevitable trying to fight against it happening is like taking on city hall, you will lose every time. City hall cant be beaten people, it just cant.
Guy 1: Wow so she broke up with you huh?
Guy 2: Yeh just broke the whole thing off, never really said why.
Guy: Think it was because your penis is so small?
Guy 1: Well mayby either way you cant fight city hall. Besides other women dont think that, take your mom for instance.
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1 in the face*
Worker 1: Son of a bitch! They changed policy again?!? I cant stand working here!
Worker 2: Yeh well what are you gonna do, you cant fight city hall.
Worker 1: Yeh your right, it could be worse at least my wife hasnt gained 20 lbs for every year we have been married, like your's has,...
Worker 2: *kicks worker 1 in the crotch as hard as he can*
Guy 1: Wow so she broke up with you huh?
Guy 2: Yeh just broke the whole thing off, never really said why.
Guy: Think it was because your penis is so small?
Guy 1: Well mayby either way you cant fight city hall. Besides other women dont think that, take your mom for instance.
Guy 2: *punches Guy 1 in the face*
Worker 1: Son of a bitch! They changed policy again?!? I cant stand working here!
Worker 2: Yeh well what are you gonna do, you cant fight city hall.
Worker 1: Yeh your right, it could be worse at least my wife hasnt gained 20 lbs for every year we have been married, like your's has,...
Worker 2: *kicks worker 1 in the crotch as hard as he can*
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when a girl makes a guy simp over her; even though she has like 10 bodies.
Mawwa burnt Dee’s head.. city girls up +1000.
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To cum deep in the vagina with no protection.
"i dont use birth control its nut city over here!!"
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After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.
Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna
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