wet surface

An area that recently had a squappy thrown at it.

I almost fell on that wet surface, damn that squappy!

The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.

Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.

Louisiana wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

It was a messy situation back there and no wipes so i had to make/use a Louisiana wet wipe

Prison wet willy

Penetration, prison style

Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?

wet wanda

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear

I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.

Wet Wanda

When I woman uses her vagina juices to give someone a wet will.

(Female version of a sticky Stanley)

You want a wet Wanda!

Wet Wanda

Same idea as a wet willy, but you drag the moist finger through some underboob.

She fucked around, and got a Wet Wanda. Nobody expects the Wet Wanda.