Mushy-Poops

The epitome of disgustingly saccharine-sweet cutesy names lovers give to one another as a pet name and term of endearment.

1. A name given to the partner of a relationship by the other partner specifically to drive them nuts because there is nothing cornier to call them and they intend to annoy the person.

Partner 1: "Oh Mushy-Poops, I wuves you!"
Partner 2: "Good Lord, please stop before my brain implodes."

2. A term of endearment universally offensive to everyone but the sick people sincerely using it towards each other.

Construction worker 1: (Into cellphone) Okay, I love you too. No you're my Mushy-Poops. No you're MY Mushy-Poops.
Construction workers nearby: (Grab jackhammers and noisy tools and attempt to drown out awfulness).

3. A term used by a couple which does not regularly use pet names, as a source of comic relief, because they're bored and a little bit crazy.

Elizabeth: I just... love you so much!
OJ: Awwww, Mushy-Poops!
Elizabeth: What did you just call me?? MUSHY-POOPS?! Bwahahahahahah!!!
OJ: Hahahaha!

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poop soup

noun: a hopeless or desparate situation, similar to s**t's creek.
May also be used as an adjective.

The tornado left the entire town in poop soup. (noun)
Now we're as poop soup pour as a third world country.(adj)

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poop jump

When a person jumps in to a body of water pooping in mid-air.

A man poop jumps off the 40 foot cliff.

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piddle poop

the stupidest blind old tramp who's allways over ready to moon the poor unsuspecting public

what an old piddle poop you look today bro!

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tribal poop

when two people are buttfucking, the person recieving anal takes a poop on the other perons feet

The tribal poop is my peronal favorite

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poop staber

a poop staber toss's the salad with suryp. john vincent does is with jelly, suryp and whip cream. well this is only according to my friend kyle turpie.

kyle turpie and john vincent are poop stabers

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Poop Cheese

noun: Cheese that does not get digested then is later pooped out. Slightly comparable to runny fecal matter. Capable of resale for a profit.

Nate, your face looks like poop cheese

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