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a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy
why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!
An amazing guy whos smart, caring, overstanding, intelligent, wont talk to you he'll just talk to your little dude BUT MOST OF ALL HE WILL ALWAYS TELL U THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO
man 1: hey status you re so kind and caring can you please tell me the status on your potato
status potato: normally i wud but im sorry i cant tell you i can only tell your lil dude
later
his lil dude: what is the status on the potato, status?
status potato: the status is good because i am caring for it and always checkingt he status on the potato.
Status Potato is a caring guy who is nice, handsome short tempered, determined, good willed, kind, adventurous, homely, down-to-earth, doesn't talk to you he just talks to your lil dude AND MOST IMPORTANTLY IS ALWAYS CHECKING THE STATUS ON HIS POTATO.
Man 1: Status what is the status on your potato???
Status Potato: It is very safe because I care about my potato and I am always checking the status on it
When you hurt a potato so bad he needs gravy
Dude i hurt that retard so bad he had mashed potatoe
(verb- to have a), to be able to sing for shit, i.e to be only able to sing an acrapella
if you have a potato voice, even a musical education at La Scalla in Milan, Italy, won't help you sing any better.
A fucking bush that grows potato's.
Andrew:Hey look it's a potato bush.
Nate:Potato's don't grow on bushes.
*Andrew proceeds to smack Nate*