Kansas City Swiss Roll

The act of shitting into a used condom, placing it into the freezer to solidify, and using it as a dildo

Charlene and I bumped uglies last night after I had Taco Bell so she could have a Kansas City Swiss Roll tomorrow.

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Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll

(noun) The act of sexual gratification through stuffing your phallus member into the overhanging fat deposits of a bulbous partner.

I bet Amy Schumer could give a mean Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll!

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I got my first Lubbock Tuck N’ Roll last night, I think there’s still some in my flaps.

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Rock N Roll Bedtime

An Excellent Sexual Episode with a Fit Partner just before going to sleep.

Karl: "Dude, I'm still knackered after having a Rock N Roll Bedtime last night!"

Dom: "Lucky Fucker!"

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Roll tide hot pocket

Separating the vagina lips and taking a shat whilst the female is on her period (then possible sexual intercourse) makes an Alabama 'Roll Tide Hot Pocket'

I was gonna Alabama Hot Pocket her but aunt Flo said alabama ROLL TIDE hot pocket!!

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Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

A museum founded on April 20, 1983 by Atlantic Records chairman and founder, Ahmet Ertegun as the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Foundation. Also founded by Rolling Stone founder/publisher, Jann S. Wenner, Sire Records co-founder and Warner Bros Records Vice President, Seymour Stein, music critic and Bruce Springsteen's manager, Jon Landau, music lawyer, Allen Grubman, Blue Thumb Records founder and former Elektra Records chairman, Bob Krasnow, lawyer, Suzan Evans and Atlantic Records executive, Noreen Woods. On September 2, 1995, the museum opened its' doors on the shores of Lake Erie, in a pyramid-shaped building overseen and designed by world-renowned architect, I.M. Pei.

Since 1986, the Rock Hall hosts an induction ceremony every spring, inducting 5-7 artists of various genres. The 1st ever Rock Hall inductee is Chuck Berry. Over a decade ago, 10-15 artists were inducted before lowering the number between 5-7. The ceremony switches each year between Cleveland and New York City, on a few separate occasions, the ceremony has also been held in Los Angeles.

I'm going to visit the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Moody Blues finally got inducted after nearly 30 years of eligibility.

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Rolling Out the Red Carpet

While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.

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New York Cinnamon Roll

When you poop on your lovers crotch, then you swirl it around into a cinnamon roll shape with your penis, then you jizz on it for the icing.

New York cinnamon Roll

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