hairing

when your hair isn’t or is looking as good as it normally does

“my hair isn’t hairing i think i need to wash it”

“WTF IS HAIRING DID YOU MAKE IT UP”

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

Wen Hair Care

an American hair care brand founded by Chaz Dean.

Wen Hair Care was founded by celebrity hairstylist Chaz Dean

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

tutorial hair

When one watches a youtube video to achieve a new hair do.

Courtney loves to do tutorial hair.

Hair Anxiety

A strong negative feeling and/or sensitivity when it comes to your hair which can lead to certain aspects such as cutting, feeling uncomfortable when someone touches it, low self-esteem when it comes to your hair, and other aspects (as aspects are different for everyone).

Causes of this feeling are related to regular low self-esteem or bad experiences relating to hair (such as difficulty taking care of it, issues from difficulty taking care of it, and people giving off bad comments about it.)

My friend has been dealing with "Hair Anxiety" recently.

Hair cheek

Stupid hore's who need to get a life.

Those hair cheeks have been with a lot of people.