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October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.
Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.
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a day where you get to eat whoever you want and when. it is the best day ever to get a juicy snack
sommer: hey what’s today?
mitra: uhhh i think it’s december 5th
sommer: HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS???
mitra: what? tf?
sommer: BRO ITS NATIONAL EAT PEOPLE DAY
mitra: FR?
sommer: YES
mitra: you better start running, i’m ready to feast on your flesh🤤
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September 27th
The day of the year in which the most chocolate milk should be consumed by any individual.
"Hey, it's September 27th! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day!"
"Shucks, thanks Bobby! Happy National Chocolate Milk Day to yourself!"
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The day where the silliest of Bakas are celebrated. Celebrated on October 22nd and August 24th!
Oh my god! It’s National Silly Baka Day!
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On April 15th You suck anyones dick
I wanna suck your dick, it's national suck dick day
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Day in which girls wear thier hair up in pig tails in celebration. One of the best holidays of the year. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. Braided or not.
On December 3rd, I will be wearing my hair in pig tails for National Pig Tail Day.
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National gender day is On November 25 everyone Swap genders.Girls act like boys. Boys act like girls. Whether it means dressing like the opposite gender if you want to go the extra mile.
Person 1:Hey are you ready for National Swap Genders day.
Person 2:What’s that?
Person 1: On November 25 everyone swaps genders.Girls act like boys.Boys act like girls.
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