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Haircut given to new prisoners.
Plenty fur hits the floor when Rod Blagojevich gets the fresh fish special.
While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.
Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...
The act of trapping ones penis inside of your vagina until it falls off and dies.
Morgan was angry at Joey so she used a Mongolian Fish Trap on him.
a fool who goes around try to ask question and pick out answer that he likes. similar to cherry picking but this is constant behavior to everybody that he meets to pick out action that he or she likes.
Finally some one caught and put a strap on the fishing ass nigga who did not play that game.
when you are married for longer than a year and your wife doesn't want sex any longer. These women mostly live in Wisconsin,Minnesota,Iowa
" Hows are you and Jill doing" Geoff asked "Fine other than I am married to a frozen tundra fish!" " You should have married Deb from Nevada"
Ice Fishing camp is where men drink bourbon and shoot squirrels in shorts and flip flops in sub-zero temperatures
We told the wives we were going to ice fishing camp. I forgot my ice fishing gear at home, but I got my bourbon and shotguns.
"Dude I just don't get it"
'Bro it's like a fish eyed lens"
"Ooh I get it now!"
"Exactly!"