I don't know about all that

An expression indicating extreme doubt, often implying that the suggested idea was a terrible or unwise one.

"Dude, would you do acid if I offered you some?"
"I don't know about all that."

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square root of sweet fuck all

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

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all the way behind God's back

A location very far away. To imply a great distance between the present venue the speaker is in and the area he is referring to.

" I offered Lennox a ride home yesterday. What a mistake !
It took me 2 1/2 hours to get to Laval and back. I wouldn't have been so generous if I would have realized beforehand that he lived all the way behind God's back . "

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lol-ing all over myself

To actually "lol" so hard, that you make a (rather embarassing) mess.

Keizra: I'm totally lol-ing all over myself.
Jess: Do you want me to get the shamwow? It'll have you saying Sham-WOW.

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Speak when you are Spoken to or not at all

A saying from an adult to a child usually when the child has interrupted the adult in the midst of their adult conversation with someone else.

I'm not talking to you therefore, hold your thoughts and speak when you are spoken to or not at all.

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Don't spend it all in one place

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.

Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."

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Urban Dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences

an awkward silence-inducing comment made in a conversation about the popular online dictionary.

thom: look at this website i came across last evening
ed: i've seen that, it's urban dictionary
jonny: hey colin, have you seen this?
colin: of course, it's my personal browser's homepage
phil: you know, urban dictionary is not appropriate for all audiences.
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