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When the person eats a banana, they lie on their front undressed at the beach between the sand and the water.
*two people playing volleyball at the beach*
Mom: Have a banana.
*two people undressed lying on their fronts eating bananas*
Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls
GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT
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> ⌒ヽ
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ﾚ ノ ヽつ
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When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere
Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.
Disrespectful way to refer to a persons mouth, implying that they regularly perform fellatio and/or eat many bananas
“Ron, shut your banana vacuum before someone slaps the shit out of you!”
A funny way to describe a gay man or a relationship between two men represented as:🍌🤍🍌
Girl 1: they are such a cute couple
Girl 2: ya 🍌🤍🍌(banana heart banana) am i right
A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!