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Bro Code #88 states that a bro who informs another bro of a wife/gf boob job. That bro must also show a before and after pic of said job
My bro never held up to said bro code #88.
A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.
Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!
How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.
The common advice formula given to incels to get a gf. Assumes that their inceldom is due to one thing that can be easily fixed rather than several things that are unchangeable.
Incel: I'm ugly as fuck and can't get laid.
Gigachad: Just x bro.
Just take a shower bro.
Just be confident bro.
Just hold frame bro.
Just go to the gym bro.
Just focus on yourself bro.
Just tell her you like her, bro, it worked for me. I'm only 6'5".
When a friend/family friend owns or is in a family business and either gives you a discount on something you need, or just gives it to you for free. Whether you owe them a favor in return, or they're just doing it to be nice, you gotta admit that's a pretty cool thing to do for your bro.
Guy 1: "Dude, that's too expensive! We don't have enough for that!"
Guy 2: "Chill, man. I'm buddy-buddy with the cashier, he's definitely gonna hit me with The Bro Discount™."
Why did the leb go to hospital?
Cos he was fully sick, bro!!!
Leb1 : Hey Pauli, check out da WRX!
Leb2 : Woah bro! Fully sick!
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The act of playing the Nintendo game Super Smash Bros. Melee, after having smoked copious amounts of marijuana. A variation involving having smoked hashish is known as Super Hash Bros.
Stoner #1: Dude, that was some dank ass weed!
Stoner #2: Hell yeah it was, I'm so high right now!
Stoner #1: Sweet, lets go play some Super Smacked Bros.!
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One who has heterosexual tendencies only after drinking.
After drinking two Budweisers, Donny began questioning if he could pull off cargo shorts. He is a two brew bro.
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