Fortnite is a game played by men of all ages with no lives. Who lost their girlfriends because they were to busy talking to their online friend because they don’t have real friend let’s be real and that their “girlfriend” was virtual reality.
Fortnite causes boys to post meaning less with Snapchat stories about there wins and playing hours on end before they realize they have no life.
Fortnite is a cool ass game that many players say PUBG sucks dick
1. Where the stupid 9-year olds gather.
2. A city where everyone and everything is locked behind a paywall which the 9-year olds use their parent’s credit card to bypass.
3. Seriously, just go play Minecraft. If you are a parent and see your kid playing Fortnite, terminate him/her.
Timmy: let’s play Fortnite
Timmy’s dad: *loads gun*
A game that ruins relationships
Girlfriend "Babe wanna go on a date"
Boyfriend "Nah im to busy playing Fortnite"
Where the 9 year old kids gather
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