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A person that is extremely caring and will help you out whenever you need assistance, but if they get pissed of then its the end of the world.
"Yo you remember Carl from 7th grade?"
"Yeah, he was such a Jesus"
Son of God, loves endlessly, died for our sins. always forgiving.
john 3:16
“i’m sorry for being such a jerk.”
“it’s ok, i forgive you and Jesus does too.”
A piece of human scum who hates everyone and cares for no one
Jesus is a manipulative piece of shit
Guy with the Thickest biggest cock you’ll ever see. Thinking His name makes you moan. Woman love him and men are jealous of him.
a carpenter that was praised for some reason from around the 20-30 AD
person 1 "you heard of jesus"
person 2 "the carpenter?"
person 1 "lol wut?"