Screaming meat flaps

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

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Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

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Beat your Meat

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!
Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

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cock meat sandwhich

Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

I was once received a Cock Meat Sandwhich by a guard named Big Bob.

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Cock Meat Sandwich

(noun) kok-meet-sand-wich

A type of blowjob that involves two persons sucking another one's balls at the same time, thus sandwiching the penis, or the "meat". This term was created by an awesome movie called "Harold & Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay"

Example 1: Hey girls! Wanna give me a Cock Meat Sandwich instead of you each taking turns giving me a blowjob?
Example 2:

Big Bob - So are ya'll ready for your Cock Meat Sandwich?
Harold - Uhh.....no?
Big Bob - Well ya'll better get down quick! 'Cause i gotta whole lotta sandwich for ya'll....(cock comes out).

later on...

Kumar - So are you a homosexual for making us suck your dick?
Big Bob - THERE'S NOTHING WRONG ABOUT GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S GAY FOR SUCKING MY DICK!!

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meat crayon

1) A term used to describe a man's penis.

2) A term used to describe the use of the penis after ejaculation.

1) She reached into my pants and pulled out my meat crayon.

2) I used my meat crayon to draw all over her face after I came.

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Yeet my meat

The action or discrption of “yeeting” ones “meat”. Performed by first or third person, it is when ones phallic member is treated in a concussive way that may cause physical damage. You can yeet your own meat or have your meat yeeted by a third party participant. This action can be performed for sexual reason or for the purpose of causing physical damage.

Why were you in the hospital bro?

Oh, my girlfriend yeet my meat after I cheated on her

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