mexican sand castle

When the guy is laying on his back and the Girl is getting ass fuck'd and she shits on his cock.

"Carolin Gave Dave a Mexican Sand Castle"

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mexican hat dance

A mexican dance. Also a peice of music which is the best peice of music to have ever been written.

"Man, The mexican hat dance pwns all other music except nirvana."

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Mexican hot head

When having sex right before a girl is giving you a blow job, place some hot sauce on the head of your penis, that way she gets a mouthful of spicy sperm

Man I gave a girl a Mexican hot head and she started screaming and then bit down real hard on my dick and blood went every were

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mexican pop tart

a bottle of oxycontin a.k.a. oxycotton wrapped in bacon and smothered in hershey's chocolate

mexican pop tarts will mess u up

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mexican top hat

instead of rolling the tip of your joint, you burn it hence causing the top of the joint visible, therefore it looks like a mexican sombrero.

Burns better and slower

yo subarú make that fat king size a nice mexican top hat

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mexican "el mole"

When a guy shits on a girl's mouth and adds some sesame seeds and shouts "mole!!!!"

Juanita and ricardo after doing the rusty trombone added sauce to their lives by making some traditional mexican "el mole"

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mexican camel toe

when you waear a thong and shit in it so the poop splits in half like a camel toe

brittany and her hot mom laid on the ground an each choked on the two pieces of my mexican camel toe

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