Ben

A guy that will always bring your spirits up. He’s sweet and kind and he will make you the happiest person alive. He’s quiet and shy at first but he’s also loud and funny. He can make you die laughing sometimes and is the best person to be around when you’re feeling down. <3

“Ben makes me so happy”

Marry him, bitch.

Ben

Scum bozo who lives in the yuppie capital of America

Look at Ben hangin around all those yuppie folk, what a bozo

Ben

Pristine specimen of African American Rizz culture. Can Rizz up all things living and nonliving, especially men. Ben is the supreme god we look up to for rizz and all things pulling, whether that being pulling people or pulling cocks out, he is there.

Anyone: Man I'm so ugly and have no rizz
Ben: rizzes up
Anyone: "pulls 50 women"

Ben

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ben is so fucking hot

Ben

The literal smartest in his class. He is easily infuriated, but not easily intimidated. He usually likes Virgo’s, because he is so similar to them. He is very noble, and will do whatever it takes for fairness and peace amongst his fellows. He is very talented, musical, and creative. His only weakness would be being irritable, but other than that, he’s unstoppable!

Virgo:You, Ben’s so smart
Ben:*Walks over* Hey, so are you
Virgo:You wanna see a movie sometime

Ben:Sure, your choice of movie

Ben

Midget.

U r so like Ben omg.

Ben

A person with really greasy hair

Don’t touch ben’s hair because he will turn you into grease.