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" one hand ass" is a term used to gauge the size of a women's ass that is ripe for fucking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. What ever women's ass width falls close to the gauge is worth being sexy with. The women are then known as "one handers"
How to use in conversation
1) Russ " I fucked this women last night" , Phil " was she a one-hander ?" , Russ " No, I knew I shouldn't of fucked her fat ass"
2) Russ " look at her ass she's got a one-hander", Phil " Fuck me your right, lets stalk her"
3) Phil " I've got a new girlfriend with a one hand ass", Russ " expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her "
When your lifestyle unintentionally "one ups" everyone elses.
When you walk into your house after a long run and you see your friend sitting on your couch and your friend says, "Hey I ran 3 miles earlier, how far did you just run?" Then you say "4 miles.. One up lifestyle Bro."
When you only wipe your butt once a day no matter how many times you've pooped.
Matt was jubilant after he successfully completed the one wipe challenge.
Five on one basketball is the act of masturbating. Since your hand has five fingers(generally) and you use your hand to masturbate(usually), the term was coined.
Man, when I'm stressed out, I get in a good game of
"five on one basketball" and I feel much better.
"Hey, did you and that broad have sex last night?"
"Nah, she got me all worked up and left, so I got in a good session of 'five one one basketball' to cure my blue balls"
Large set of testicles; used to describe the perceived guiding force behind a particularly courageous or audacious action undertaken, usually, by a man.
"Standing up to that mugger by himself revealed John had a set of big brass ones."
In my opinion, the fastest cat in the universe.
Me: Why the fuck does no one care about the Koenigsegg One:1?
Nigga: I do, my homie.
Me and Nigga: AAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY